Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This is my first time composing a "Not Me Monday" blog post even though I've been reading them on everyone else's blogs for weeks now! And I couldn't have picked a better time to blog since I just returned home from a 6 hour car ride with my two children.
During this car ride, I did not bribe them into silence with twix bars and skittles. I also will not admit to making up ridiculous songs on the spot about how much I love I-26 (which was one of the last legs of our journey). I was also a really good mommy and stopped the car immediately when my son announced that he had to pee and did not encourage him to use the pull-up he had on instead (in case of an accident) so I could get home faster.
Also, during our weekend, I did not have to pull my 4 year old off of a TWO year old that he was trying to fight with. No, never. Because my 4 year old would never do that.
So, that's my "Not Me Monday". Join me again next week for more tales of my perfection as a parent!